Artie Langes Nose Collapsed Due to Cocaine

Nose or prolapsed butthole?

Wow. Who knew it will get even worse?

How many insects do you suppose flew up his nose?

Now consider the wear and tear that coke has accomplished to his brain.

From his wiki:

[quote]On January 2, 2010, Lange tried suicide for the second one time at his home by means of drinking bleach, slitting his wrists, and stabbing himself in the stomach 9 times with a 13-inch kitchen knife.

That's no cry for lend a hand. That's a man who sought after to die. I will be able to't believe he's nonetheless right here.

OP's photograph is extremely unhappy. Can a plastic surgeon do anything else to cope with a nose like that?

I would assume so, R7.

This 26-year outdated shot himself within the truth in a botched suicide strive. He had a face transplant a year in the past and medical doctors at NYU just revealed the effects previous this month.

Does someone to find his "humor" even remotely funny?

R8 my spouse has a female pal that is ALMOST as unhealthy as picture on the left , additionally from botched suicide w/shot gun. No face transplant for her , although

Maybe Betty White's statement about Lange at the Shatner Roast will come true. Something to the effect of, " I love seeing Artie Lange on stage............ knowing that I'm gonna outlive him."

I thought you meant that man from Laugh-In, Arte Johnson. But he is virtually 90 and has a positive nose.

When you fuck up your suicide and fuck up your lifestyles much more.

Can you consider his difficulty breathing?

They did an absolutely stunning task for him, R8.

National Geographic not too long ago did a piece of writing on a girl who, in a similar way, attempted suicide with a hunting rifle, and was once later ready to obtain a face transplant. It doesn't look anything else like her unique face, but it's superb that doctors can repair some functionality for other folks, and make it extra comfortable for them to cross out in public.

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Can I change my 2019 demise watch record?

Lange’s collapse really is entire! My God😱

I love a pert little nose.

This man has been painfully miserable for what, a long time?

I virtually suppose anyone who saves him from his next suicide is cruel.

that nose appears to be like my Pekingese's squashed face but now not just about as cute.

I've at all times rooted for him. I am hoping he can in finding peace sooner or later.

Addiction is a horror show.

For some reason, I thought of Shuan Weiss from the Mighty Ducks after I noticed the OP's image. Googled Weiss on a whim and located that he was arrested again just a few days in the past for shoplifting at Rite Aid. It seems like each those guys reached the point of no return.

How the mighty geese have fallen.

If this man remains to be alive, I’m no longer going to worry about binge consuming each weekend.

Lange is nearly as unpleasant on the outside as he is at the inside of, he is a Trump supporter & a vicious anti-gay bigot. When his father fell off that roof, he will have to've landed on Artie's face.

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His nose is gone as a result of he accidentally snorted glass. I preferred him on Stern's display and I've rooted for him over time, however he simply helps to keep getting worse Cognitively He's not Artie IMO. Tragic.

R31 You forgot to log out with BLESSINGS, BILL TAYLOR

I'm morbidly fascinated. I stay gazing it.

R33. Blessings BT (Happy now)

I fucking hate him. He opens his mouth here and fucking lies inside of 2 seconds.

"I wouldnt be arrogant enough to come in here having used cocaine in the last two days." Fuck you Artie. You're if truth be told WAY extra smug than that. "It's in my system and it shouldn't be" He's trying to suggest that one thing went unsuitable with the take a look at, or he by chance ingested it. Horseshit.

"Heroin is out of my life" Another glaring, blatant lie. Opioids go away your system very quickly, and with Suboxone it is very easy- you stop for an afternoon. I promise you that he had herion in his pocket when he took the piss check and used proper after. I will inform from his tweets and his scratchy opiate voice that he's high on heroin in that court room. Artie sucks

[quote]Trump supporter

I for one am glad his nose collapsed

That's numerous suffering. I wish him smartly, however it might be loopy to go away him off the 2019 Death List.

Every junkie’s like a setting sun

This is why suicide will have to be an accredited, standard a part of our culture. This man hates being alive. Why can't other folks kill themselves with no stigma?

I agree with you, R42. I think there ought to be some critical gatekeeping, in order that kids like the one at R16, who shot herself over a cheating highschool boyfriend, will also be identified and get a distinct roughly help. But if we're talking about an adult who has been suffering for decades on finish, and has tried medication, therapy, and so on. to no avail, then, sure, I believe that individual ought to have the ability to die peacefully.

What used to be Crazy Alice’s reaction?

God, it hurts lo have a look at :(

How does he keep avoiding jail time? And the place does he get cash from? He hasn’t been on Howard in 10 years.

You suppose only solvent other people have heroin addictions ? He is at this level a hardcore heroin addict and suboxone ,jail , loss of source of revenue and even a deformed face wont stop him until he needs to stop.

At this point within the game (life) why trouble stopping, fucking move out doing what ya love.

That is unreal. I have never seen the rest like that. And the fact that he did it to himself...

Fuck he's in point of fact a monster. JFC

His mom Jessica will have to be so disillusioned at the moment.

Is there competition for face transplants between shotgun suicide survivors and survivors of non-self-inflicted violence?

This guy’s a homophobe. He’s brazenly homophobic, not like Howard Stern, who’s privately homophobic.

I believe R42. But, he’s attention seeking.

I believe it is from the catrle dewormer that US made unlawful in order that they shipped it to south America and they despatched it again to us a a slicing agent within the cocaine. It reasons necrosis.

He seems like Julia Styles.

Artie's nose is much funnier than anything Ronnie Mund says or does on the show now.

You shouldn’t pay attention to that show R57.

Give it up, frau. The show is the best factor on radio.

Howard tried to lend a hand Artie. Sent him to rehab twice that I do know of then reduce him free because he didn't want to watch him die.

Artie's always made far more cash doing stand up and TV than radio

The Howard Stern Show attracts mostly deplorables, yes?

Howard supported Hillary. Still talks about how highly certified she is. If you'd concentrate to the show somewhat than take a hard stance against one thing nothing about .....

Reading OP’s article used to be onerous. So many rehab makes an attempt. Sorry, but he’ll be useless within a couple of months.

Yes, Artie used to be outwardly homophobic on the display and it was once cringeworthy, to say the least. Sometimes, Howard would tell him to knock it off, but no longer each time. I still like Howard, on the other hand. I feel he’s grown over the years and his standpoint is different than his beginning years. He’s very accepting and stands up to homophobics. He’s also a large supporter of George Takei.

Looks extra like he was once snorting cinnamon rolls.

No, R64. He defended Kevin Hart. Gay other people shouldn’t concentrate to that display, however you'll if you want. It’s this pro-gay place. Gay people need to start considering extra extremely of themselves. Celebrities like Howard Stern bank at the “grown” mentality. It’s BS. Don’t reinforce his profession, or what’s left of it.

It’s now not this pro-gay position.

[quote]He’s also a large supporter of George Takei.

He helps George the similar approach he helps Wendy. Gay other people fall under the “wack pack” umbrella. “Freaks” you're making a laugh of.

I have to say, Artie indisputably bucks the thin junkie stereotype.

Why are comedians such fuck ups?

There is no less than one fat angry girl trapped in that body.

Looks like Bluto, from the Popeye cartoons.

I wonder whether he neglected warnings from a health care provider and saved the use of anyway.

[quote]There is a minimum of one fat indignant lady trapped in that body.

And right here she is!

I don't need to put too superb some extent on it, but if he really sought after to die, he will have picked a more lethal manner. Jumping from the Golden Gate Bridge has a 98% good fortune fee.

I believe he's a narcissist as neatly.

Yes, R75. Attention in quest of.

Haven't some folks recommended that Artie is closeted?

r78 yes. A couple of posters within the good outdated days of DL gossip. IIRC, they'd connections to stand-up, no longer Howard.

I've all the time idea that Artie's demons come from the truth that he's a closeted gay man who will never be able to come to phrases with that given his background. I consider listening to him on Stern and I saved considering this dude is homosexual. He was just a bit too homophobic and just a little too Jersey Italian, it simply came throughout as any individual who used to be running from one thing.

The something I've learned about directly guys, particularly the ones who are comfortable of their sexuality, they do not give two fucks about homosexual males or what we do. They are those who are announcing, "oh okay, you do you". It's at all times the ones who are curious and who're one six pack clear of sucking a dick which might be in most cases essentially the most homophobic.

I feel you can be on to something R81, and I love Artie dearly.

He is just a little too homo-angry(a more advanced state of homophobia) than he ought to be. The simplest factor I will't get my head around is how he's nonetheless alive.

I don’t think Lange is closeted at all.

Well, Paul Nassif may most certainly get him looked after on "Botched". Artie may just get some coin for the semblance, or a minimum of loose surgical procedure. When is that coming again anyway? I love hatewatching that creep Terry Dubrow.

Artie's noses through the years

Sweet Jesus, what a fucking mess. Is he additionally missing enamel? It seems to be love it within the ultimate photograph r86 posted.

Why used to be his nose so swollen prior to it collapsed?

He's been a semi-regular on the HBO display, CRASHING, for the primary two seasons, taking part in himself. I don't know if he filmed any for the impending season 3...he can have been too fucked up.

Used to move out giggling at him on MadTV. Sad to see him like this.

My mother once said that unfortunately there are individuals who in point of fact can be better off lifeless. I believe Artie Lange is a kind of other people. I will be able to't see that there's any help for him.

I'm a 3 decade blank addict. I do not know how this guy is still alive. His probabilities of "making it" are incredibly narrow, but it's conceivable. I've to this point. I would no longer want addiction on my worst enemy, truly, I might no longer even wish addiction on Trump, who I despise. I do want him a center assault or stroke despite the fact that. Is that inconsistent?

He turns out to be addicted to alcohol AND cocaine AND heroin. Jesus. It truly is fantastic that he'd be alive nonetheless - but not for lengthy.

This is what is going to happen - he'll get blank, then he's going to binge again yet one more time, but his device won't be used to it and he'll OD. That happens so ceaselessly with getting better addicts. You return to the levels you used to abuse medicine and this is a literal shock to the system and you'll't.

Are you critical R91? Oh dear.

What site did you return from?

He won't repair his nose as a result of he's still using.

That nose is nightmarish! JFC.

And sure r93. Very.

R51, he has his mom's nose.

Lotsa talk about this homophobe right here.

How is Artie Lange homophobic?

He'd get pain drugs for his surgical procedure.

That guy appears amazing in R8 image. The handiest factor I assumed I'd read is that you can most effective live a certain amount of years after receiving a transplant. They even have to take anti rejection drugs without end. This man also looks beautiful just right. I'd always hoped Jacqi, a critically burned woman who got that method due to a inebriated driver, may just get one. Unfortunately she's been rejected for it.

As for Artie, it is truly sad. He's now not going are living for much longer.

R8 is why they want to make suicide accessible and to be had for other people—like in Norway with suicide pods.

Can they even fix a nose like that? Donatella Versace never fixed hers.

Howard stern has had gay other people on his show longer since inception - celebrities and non. They aren't youngsters or cohereced. He simply allows them to be. Gives great interviews too. You either get his humor otherwise you don’t. I am getting it and love it

You get the Kevin Hart defense, R109?

I'm glad I've the image preview possibility on DL turned off. I don't want to see that!

Google cocaine nasal lesions.

The nose will get swollen and inflamed after which the entire thing collapses

There are some addicts that simply appear so beyond repair. He honestly needs to just go gently into that excellent night time. Well... as gently as one can move with a nose like that. Poor guy. So tortured.

If that is what took place to the tissue in his nose, can you imagine what his mind pan tissue is like? That man is not long for this international.

Lots of sympathy for this dude. This guy is a phobe! Gay people always facet with the improper people.

I dabbled in coke in my 20s. Luckily, I was too deficient to increase an overly serious addiction and give up within a couple of years.

I knew addicts who'd been the use of for ten, twenty, thirty years. I couldn't assist feel sorry for them. Forgot their noses -- they had finished everlasting injury to their brains. They needed coke to feel *customary* (ie, now not suicidally depressed), not euphoric. Long-term use will fuck you up.

He hasnt tweeted since his relapse Friday night time.

I ponder whether he is ok

[R116]

The guy is death. You'll get to dance on his grave soon enough.

Is it his homophobia that’s maximum interesting?

Is that surgically repairable??

LOL R74. That display was a hot mess.

[quote] This 26-year previous shot himself in the truth in a botched suicide attempt. He had a face transplant a year ago and doctors at NYU just published the effects earlier this month.

I labored there 25 years ago and the reconstruction guys have been superb again then. We had a guy whose face was eaten by flesh eating bacteria sooner than the term “flesh eating bacteria” was once invented. All of the outside on his face including his eyelids, ears, nose and lips have been long past. I keep in mind asking the cosmetic surgery resident what happened and he advised me it was a streptococcal skin an infection, which stunned me because I all the time heard of skin infections being staphylococcus.

They labored on that guy’s face for years. They were transplanting muscle tissues so he may just move his mouth —that’s how damaged he was once. Unfortunately he took his lifestyles. It was all too much for him and I don’t blame him

That's what occurs whilst you use your nose as a jackhammer.

lange seems like a stinking bum on a subway panhandling for 'sumthin ta devour' who breaks off begging to leer at and insult girls.

if snorting enough coke to make your nose rot and fall off your face isn't an incentive to search treatment, there may be nothing any individual can say or do.

he died doing what he cherished very best. he cherished getting top and staying high.

I just don’t get the vitriol towards him. How are you able to spew hate towards anyone in such a lot anguish?

i feel the strict show is toxic, it cannibalised the artie langes and kc armstrong to enrich stern and quivers to an obscene degree.

however your life is your own. langes walking round along with his nose falling off his face, at what level is 'party-time' over?

When did Artie lose all that weight??

I saved hoping op's percent was photoshopped. i'm most certainly some of the few who continues to be pulling for him. I appreciated him so much all over his HS display stint .I in truth imagine he is in poor health - mentally. No opposite direction to provide an explanation for why he's self-destructing.

R127, numerous it is the not unusual frustration with long-term drug addicts and depressives. The mendacity, the secrecy, the seeming (despite the fact that now not necessarily) lack of gratitude for all of the chances--especially for somebody like Artie who, if he had no money or had darker pores and skin, would were jailed a long time ago. Artie were given his dream process with Stern AFTER he got a slap at the wrist for critical drug and assault charges. People who do not perceive addiction and mental well being issues, or even many people who do, are exhausted with frustration gazing somebody like that piss all his good fortune away.

People who know of Artie from Stern know his loopy tales of partying and entering hassle from his amazing storytelling on the show. His making those tales so humorous in many ways backfired--you do not hear the pain and severe problems behind the conduct. You pay attention the tale of the crazy week he was once fired from MadTV,, arrested and misplaced all that cash gambling and assume "you LUCKY bastard!" When Artie admits he attempted to hit an LAPD officer while prime and with coke in his pocket, Stern rightly issues out if he'd been Black, he'd have been shot. At the very least Artie undoubtedly would have never made it to the Stern display (apart from maybe as a wackpacker to be made amusing of). From there comes the ragey frustration that he could not clean up his act regardless of his excellent fortune. What they don't perceive isn't any amount of good fortune adjustments the way your mind functions.

The pig tale. Also hilarious, but in addition now unhappy in hindsight.

This man is a phobe and Howard Stern defended Kevin Hart—c’mon, this is unhappy.

And, Kevin Hart’s pals with Michael Vick who brutalizes canine. C’mon yo’s. Don’t go along with this crowd.

Kevin Hart isn't funny although.

R137, speaking about celebrities on a gossip board is not associating with their crowd. Seriously, do you actually want that defined to you?

Didn’t glen frey and Stevie nicks have to have their noses rebuilt after years of drug abuse? I think the doctors used some roughly scientific grade Teflon for Frey’s nose.

Holy shit! That’s scary. I haven’t listened to Howard Stern’s show in ages however I keep in mind him making an attempt to assist Artie and I do know he’s been out and in of rehab several occasions. What a mess.

Artie is similar age as Keith Urban however I believe Keith appears to be like means better.

Yeah something that really pissed me off about Howard is how he used to be the primary to make fun of any and everyone's loss of life. Fucking Selena, Nicole Brown Simpson, JFK Jr, none of them have been secure from his jokes and bits but let any person name in about that fats fuck Artie stabbing himself and botching it and Howard flips the fuck out. Hypocritical asshole.

The best possible manner for him to die peacefully is to take a benzo and shoot up some heroin/fentanyl. According to Dr. Drew, that's the deadly combo responsible for the majority opiate OD deaths, including Prince and Tom Petty's accidental ODs. Fentanyl alone is not usually enough, but get a benzo for your machine and it's game over.

To all the ones of you who appear to be of the opinion that Artie Lange doesn't deserve sympathy because he is homophobic, I think someone who is so unspeakably miserable as to stab himself in the stomach with a kitchen knife, slash his wrists and ingest bleach in a desperate effort to end his life, and whose drug addiction is so utterly out of regulate that he destroyed his nose (and without doubt his brain too)---such a wretched creature merits compassion for his profound suffering, no matter what silly and hateful perspectives he held prior to he obliterated his own character.

It turns out the majority of comedians are deeply bothered people however this man is probably the most miserable of all of them. He merits to be mercifully euthanized like a struggling animal.

R143, Stern has at all times been a hypocrite. He completely may just never take what he dished out.

Stern is absolute trash. Loudmouthed asshole with little substance nor intelligence.

And I believed mine was dangerous.

Howard Stern is like Donald Trump.

Did gays sympathize with Roy Cohn?

R149 that you'd make such an idiotic comparability displays you might be totally filled with shit, and that in point of fact no opinion you hold should be significantly thought to be by somebody ever.

FTR. Prince did not know he used to be taking Fentenol when he ODed. Not that he was once antagonistic to F, however on this case the street capsules he purchased have been pressed and stamped like Percosets so that is what he believed he was taking. I

Its all a rattling disgrace

[quote]To all the ones of you who appear to be of the opinion that Artie Lange does not deserve sympathy as a result of he is homophobic, I believe someone who's so unspeakably depressing as to stab himself in the stomach with a kitchen knife, slash his wrists and ingest bleach in a desperate effort to end his lifestyles, and whose drug habit is so utterly out of keep watch over that he destroyed his nose (and doubtless his brain too)---such a wretched creature merits compassion for his profound suffering, no matter what stupid and hateful views he held prior to he obliterated his own personality.

R144, this was once so powerfully worded. I'm gay, and I couldn't agree more. I think nothing but sadness once I recall to mind this man.

Arrested again and having a look even worse....

That is nerve-racking. And just sad.

Oh my GAWD. That picture is beyond worrying.

For christ sake, I’m trying to devour right here.

Elly May Clampett has encountered his sort ahead of

It’s unbelievable he’s still alive.

I don’t mean this out of cruelty, however he seems like he would be better off not here. He’s suffered soooooo much. It’s exhausting to undergo.

R31, no physician will carry out surgery on a nose like that for an energetic addict, whose habit brought about the issue in the first place. I know orthopedists who may not carry out spinal surgical operation on people who smoke, because they have deficient restoration rates, steadily continuing to have ache.

the place does he get the money for coke?

I know a man who has carried out coke for over 30 years and his nose of fine, Artie had to have accomplished one thing much more nightmarish for it to have gotten that horrid.

He’s like a nightmare out of Last Exit To Brooklyn.

Man, he looks pathetic there. Not a slam. His whole demeanor is simply any individual who is beat down.

And his whole sinus cavity appears inflamed.

What a large number.

thats his mind falling out of his nose

I don’t understand how he breathes when he’s pictured together with his mouth closed.

He will have to have been snorting flooring glass.

Christ. He's had a couple of suicide makes an attempt, together with via drinking bleach. Is the issue that nobody will promote the poor satan a gun?

He's the ying to Chris Farley's yang.

I loathe homophobes and don't have any time for them. But Artie is an exception to me. I believe that his homophobia is a part of his sickness and self hate.

I feel like one would if their son was a drug addict. You would hate his being an addict, but you wouldn't hate him. Anyway, even though that makes no sense to a few of you, I've a soft spot in my center for Artie and I at all times will. He and Howard together gave e extra laughs and pleasure than the rest I will think of within the 2000s when I used to be having a very tough time.

Ditto. Howard and Artie were the most efficient

[quote] I loathe homophobes and haven't any time for them. But Artie is an exception to me. I imagine that his homophobia is a part of his illness and self hate.

There was once a MAD TV cartoon called "The Bruce Ain't Gay Show" that supports your concept. Unfortunately, it's not online but it surely will have to be at the season 1 DVD.

Now pumping gasoline at a local NJ gasoline station and is nose nonetheless messed up bigly

How can he even breathe with that squashed face?

Squashed face on my Pekingese = cute. Squashed face on grown man = wtf!

And he is again in prison for violating his probation

I had a friend I knew for 20 years who used to be a hard core junkie. He did anything and the entirety that got here his approach,but most popular heroin and coke. His mom advised me he were on medication since he was 12.His oldsters had moved from Michigan to Florida to get him clear of "bad influences" little dreaming there have been extra drugs in Florida than just about anywhere else. He died closing 12 months from hepatitis,after a forty 12 months profession as a devoted drug addict. We all used to surprise how within the hell he lived goodbye after abusing his frame so much. I believe that approach about Artie.

I feel unhealthy for guffawing at r179's photo however damn! He looks like his face is pressed up towards a tumbler that ends at his chin.

Flat nose and flat lips. The simplest contours to his face is his forehead and chin!

I'm reminded of an interview the place Stevie Nicks used to be speaking about the height of Fleetwood Mac, the Rumours Tour in 1977-1978. The staff was doing so much cocaine that they had a big shared bag of it floating around. Stevie was apparently instructed that if she didn't forestall snorting it she would do permanent injury to her nose - it used to be something which put her at the street to getting wiped clean up.

What are his demons, what's driving the self-destruction for a guy who can have had a beautiful just right lifestyles?

I actually do not know a lot about him - circle of relatives stuff (deficient relationships, abuse, etc.), one thing else? Or is he somebody who simply attempted medicine and it was amusing after which it all went downhill.

This could be very unhappy. Also, I have in point of fact ignored cocaine this year.

[quote]Bump

R189, I feel it was too many "bumps" of the wacky mud is what did deficient Artie in!

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