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Leslie Nielsen, OJ Simpson, and the lost art of taking stupidity seriously

Watching Leslie Nielsen in any straight dramatic position now, it’s near not possible to take him seriously (and you gained’t have to appear a ways – one of his Columbos is bound to be in this weekend). Every line, regardless of how sincerely it’s delivered, sounds love it must be a punchline; and his craggy face, regardless that earnestly deadpan always, belying some ludicrous state of affairs you believe he’s about to purpose: his car crashing and exploding because he’s left the handbrake off; accidentally pushing a any person down a flight of stairs; or wrestling a rare tropical fish.

It’s the fault of the filmmaking group known as ZAZ – brothers David and Jerry Zucker, and Jim Abrahams – and their rapid-fire comedies. Airplane! gave Nielsen his first style of comedy, but it was once The Naked Gun – released 30 years ago this week – that cemented Leslie Nielsen as the funniest immediately guy in motion pictures.

The actual genius of the Zucker-Abrahams comedies – as well as the slapstick, puns, innuendo, visible gags, and all-out silliness – is their insistence of casting dramatic actors, impressed by way of the unintended hilarity they derived from po-faced style movies. As part of their reside comedy show Kentucky Fried Theatre – which ran for five years and later developed to the characteristic period caricature comedy The Kentucky Fried Movie – the trio would re-dub severe films for laughs.

“Some of the ones films would have Leslie Nielsen in them!” says David Zucker. “The plan with Airplane was once to in reality remake one of those motion pictures and even use the identical straight-laced characters, like Nielsen, Robert Stack, Lloyd Bridges, and Peter Graves, and have them do the script as though it used to be re-dubbed. But the intention was to not to use comedians. We all thought comedians had been humorous and proficient, but we idea the severe films had been funnier – unintentionally funny.”

And that’s exactly what the team did, lifting the plot and discussion for Airplane wholesale from air crisis movie Zero Hour! Leslie Nielsen, at the moment absolute best identified from The Poseidon Adventure, Forbidden Planet, and recurring roles in US television drama, was forged as Dr Rumack, who delivered arguably the maximum quotable line in comedy historical past: “I am serious, and don’t name me Shirley”. Nielsen would in the end move on to be the face of the ZAZ-style comedy, but he wasn’t their first selection for the role.

“He wasn’t that widely known at the time,” says Zucker. “We’d gone thru Jack Webb, Efrem Zimbalist Jr, Vincent Prince… all widely recognized, vintage actors. But all of them grew to become it down for one reason why or some other. When it came to Leslie Nielsen, I don’t suppose we even knew his title. But we knew he was the captain of the Poseidon.”

After Airplane got here the short-lived Police Squad (1982), which re-hashed the Airplane formulation but this lampooning the TV cop display, led via the wooden-headed, calamitous, ever-incompetent Lt. Frank Drebin. Again, Nielsen wasn’t the first selection – “We went to Robert Stack, yet he was once doing Unsolved Mysteries on TV!” says Zucker – and, just like with Zero Hour and Airplane, the ZAZ team found a template to spoof.

“There was once a TV collection on in the overdue Nineteen Fifties known as M Squad, starring Lee Marvin,” says Zucker. “That became the style for Police Squad. If you watch any episode of M Squad it’s got the identical forged as Police Squad.”

Watching Police Squad now, it’s way ahead of the comedic curve – the predecessor to the post-modernism and speedy wit of The Simpsons or Family Guy. But ABC cancelled Police Squad after just six episodes. Anthony Thomopoulos, the head of leisure at ABC, famously informed a press conference, “Police Squad didn’t paintings because you needed to watch it,” referencing its sheer quantity of gags and visible main points packed into each scene.

“They couldn’t cancel it speedy sufficient,” says Zucker. “In those days it couldn’t get an target market. Police Squad wasn’t sitcom-y enough for the American target audience. The press was disenchanted by way of the cancellation – the show was the darling of the critics. So we put it in the drawer because we beloved the idea.”

OJ Simpson, Leslie Nielsen, and George Kennedy in The Naked Gun

ZAZ made Airplane II and WWII spoof Top Secret! yet eventually revived Lt. Frank Drebin for The Naked Gun (or The Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad! to provide the complete identify).

Written through the Zuckers, Abrahams, and common collaborator Pat Proft (also the writer of Police Academy and Hot Shots!), and directed through David Zucker, The Naked Gun has Police Squad charged with protecting the Queen right through a discuss with to Los Angeles. But the feckless Drebin stumbles right into a plot by way of businessman Vincent Ludwig (Ricardo Montalban) to kill the Queen using a mind-controlled assassin. The mind-control plot instrument used to be borrowed from 1977 Charles Bronson actioner Telefon. “I think it is going to have even had the same line we used – ‘The perfect assassin is one who doesn’t know he’s an murderer.’”

The film brought in a brand new supporting cast. Replacing Alan North as Captain Ed Hocken was George Kennedy, star of the Airport disaster collection that Airplane had necessarily killed off. “We wanted George Kennedy for Airplane but Universal wouldn’t let him do it,” says Zucker. “They essentially stated that if he appeared in this spoof he wouldn’t have a role looking forward to him in the Airport collection… I believe we ended it anyway!”

More leftfield casting choices were Pricilla Presley as Drebin’s love hobby Jane (“Nice beaver!”) and OJ Simpson as Police Squad officer Nordberg. Presley was once easiest for ZAZ’s casting modus operandi, as a regular on the so-serious-it’s-hilarious cleaning soap Dallas.

Leslie Nielsen and Priscilla Presley in 1994 Credit: reuters

“She used to be enjoying it so straight,” says Zucker, “we thought if lets get that performance in The Naked Gun it will be a great compliment for Leslie. At the desk read she was apprehensive about doing comedy and I mentioned, ‘Don’t fear, you received’t be asked to do comedy, it’s performed as drama…the jokes are there on the page.’ In truth, when directing this style, one of issues I say to actors is, ‘Let the strains do the work’. Priscilla understood right away and depended on the subject material. She was the one I had to direct the least. I did so much of work with Leslie as a result of the comedy had to be dialed in more exactly, yet you might by no means catch Priscilla looking to act funny.”

Former football player OJ Simpson, several years ahead of his infamous murder trial, used to be necessarily The Naked Gun’s model of basketball participant Kareem Abdul-Jabbar’s cameo in Airplane. “OJ wasn’t a really perfect actor,” says Zucker, “but these athletes are very economical to rent and they’re a marque identify.”

And OJ’s Nordberg gets some of the movie’s absolute best gags: after creeping aboard a boat complete of hardened heroin pushers, Nordberg is shot, bumps his head, burns his hand on a stove, leans into wet paint, has a window slam on his arms, goes face-first into a wedding cake, and get his foot stuck in a endure entice (heroin dealers on a boat with a marriage cake remains to be one of comedy’s all-time great ideas).

OJ Simpson and Leslie Nielsen in The Naked Gun

Later at the health facility, and close to loss of life’s door, Nordeberg tries to inform Drebin about the drugs bust long past improper. “Heroin…” he groans. “Nordberg, that’s a beautiful tall order,” replies Frank, utterly missing the point. “You’re gonna have to give me a couple of days on that one.”

Once once more it used to be Nielsen’s straight-man performance that makes it. Almost each line is a gag, but he delivers them like a tough, uncompromising movie noir flatfoot, too dense to recognise his own wit or the lunacy taking place round round him.

“When I see five weirdoes dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the center of the park in full view of one hundred people, I shoot the bastards,” he tells the mayor.

“That used to be a Shakespeare-in-the Park production of Julius Caesar,” she replies. “You killed 5 actors. Good ones.”

Nielsen proved his slapstick chops too: gurning like he’s been hit with g-force 10 whilst hitching a trip with a learner driving force in a high-speed chase (“Go for it, Stephanie!”); by chance destroying the villain’s condominium – with crockery-smashing and priceless-painting-destroying pratfalls – and dangling off the impolite bits of a nude statue; and taking out a terrorist league including Ayatollah Khomeini, Robert Mugabe, Colonel Gaddafi, and Mikhail Gorbachev in a Three Stooges-style punch-up. “And don’t let me ever catch you guys in America!” he tells them on the manner out. (The lookalike global chief, which The Naked Gun films did higher than someone, has develop into a true lost art in comedy.)

“There was so much of slapstick,” says Zucker, “yet we learned as the franchise went on that Leslie was once higher when he used to be messing up other people than when the situation called for him to be tousled.” Which brings to mind Frank sitting on Nordberg’s health center mattress, folding the near-dying cop in two; or later mentioning his love for Jane whilst knocking the deficient wheelchair-bound Nordberg down the baseball stadium steps – scenes that come at once from the ZAZ comedy rulebook.

Frank Drebin meets the Queen

“Over the years we developed 15 rules for our films,” says Zucker. “They’re mostly stuff you shouldn’t do. The first rule is named ‘funny story on a comic story’, so if the personality in the foreground is being funny, the background has to be severe, but when the personality is being severe, what’s happening in the background must be humorous. We also have a word list of about 60 terms that we use on the set. We advanced these terms and learned from our mistakes.”

The gag-for-gag hit rate doesn’t slightly fit Airplane, yet The Naked Gun’s daftness remains to be infectious. Its success led to two sequels, the also-very-funny Naked Gun 2½ and less-funny-but-passable 33 1/3. It additionally inspired a cycle of spoof comedies – Hot Shots, Loaded Weapon 1, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Scary Movie – imitating but never matching ZAZ’s hit rate of visible gags, puns, and bone-achingly funny slapstick.

“The genre of comedy is very specific and without having the discipline and following the regulations, other people can’t do it,” says Zucker. “The style fell out of favour as it used to be achieved badly.”

Leslie Nielsen himself starred in a slew of poor imitators – Spy Hard, Wrongly Accused, Dracula: Dead and Loving It, and 2001: A Space Travesty – as he become Hollywood’s go-to guy for spoof-style japes. They failed, of route, because, with the exception of being objectively dreadful, they broke any other of ZAZ’s golden laws: they forged Nielson as a comedian.

“Leslie did a number of bad motion pictures with different administrators,” says Zucker. “They solid him because they concept he used to be humorous. But you'll be able to’t simply turn the camera on him like you'll be able to with an Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey, or Kevin Hart. Leslie was a significant actor. All the humor came from in the back of the camera. He was humorous off display screen yet in a prankster sort of approach and when he would pass on a talk display he’d take his fart device. But be didn’t write his strains. In reality, when he died, articles on-line and eulogies quoted ‘the great Leslie Nielsen lines’, but they had been all written through Pat Proft!”

Talk of a Naked Gun reboot has circulated for several years, with The Hangover and Vacation megastar Ed Helms rumoured to be the new Frank Drebin. Zucker confirms that he is certainly writing The Naked Gun 4. “We could really well forged a comedian for it,” he says. “But it’s going to be the same – directly actor. It’s just a script, we don’t have any person in intellect at the moment. We turn the script into Paramount at the beginning of next 12 months so we’ll see the way it works out.”

But could The Naked Gun work in 2019?  “That type of humour always works,” says Zucker. “And it’s missing from cinema these days. That’s why I believe The Naked Gun can work again. People nonetheless need these belly laughs and that’s find out how to get them. Serious characters and good slapstick.” Serious? Surely he can’t be.

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